How To Be Groomed by a Scottie

Step 1: Let Scottie know who’s boss. Okay, bad idea. Scottie is the boss. Scottie knows it, and you will soon know it (if you make it to the final step). Speaking of steps, the rest of the steps fall apart after this. These are general guidelines. Your results may vary. Assemble grooming tools (this […]

Are the Waves Greener on the Other Side?

Boards lashed to the roof, Tom drives you and Charlie over to The Pumphouse in his mom’s chalky blue VW bug, The Surf Thing That Rolled. Some days, when the surf was up, it rolled and rocked. Sometimes it even got you home again. Official vehicle of ten thousand surf-checks. If you surf, you check […]